Disney movies in order of historical setting
(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)
the eruri is strong with this one
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
three people have asked for solangelo first time im gonna have to do it god its gonna be so fluffy and cute and wills gonna be so gentle im screaming
LETS START WITH THIS-BOTTOM NICO IS EVERYTHING
ALSO REMEMBER U ASKED FOR THIS
they like to play doctor, nico calls will doctor solace and plays the patient or his little nurse where he wears nothing but one of wills surgeon shirts and a stethoscope (dont look at me)
nicos likes getting off on just being fucked by will, no touching anywhere else
will likes it when nico rides him, he holds his hips so hard they bruise and he doesnt heal them because he likes to see them the next time, he’s really possessive in bed and nico loves it
nico loves being dominated and controlled, his ass smacked, his hair pulled, and likes verbal humiliation (do not judge me)
*whispers* will likes cuming on nicos pretty little face. and then watching him lick it up. cum eating. DONT JUDGE
when the apollo cabin is empty will fucks nico over the grand piano they have in there
their big on outdoor sex, in fields and shit under the sun
Will loves getting praised, hearing nico scream and whimper about how big and good he is always gets him going
but dont be fooled, while nico is always the one penetrated he isnt always submissive, sometimes he’ll get really jealous and tie will to his bed and make will beg him to ride him and he makes that boy scream as he clenches and grinds and-ok thats enough u get the picture
ALRIGHTY THEN IF I SAY ANYMORE MY FACE WILL BURN OFF DO NOT JUGDE ME, ITS NOT MY FAULT THEIR KINKY BASTARDS
#he made the character more than it was tbh #i love book draco but you don’t get to SEE his struggle so much as infer it based on harry’s rather limited POV and in the movies you get tom felton being amazing and deep and showing the downward spiral of someone who made himself incredibly vulnerable at his first meeting harry because he’s sure that all the hype his parents have been doing towards his family and his winning personality are going to garner him all the cool friends but then the years go on and everyone but slytherin hates him and then everyone but his small group of friends hates him and then he’s not even at school at all and he thinks his parents resent him for not succeeding in killing dumbledore and not helping their family get out under voldemort’s control even though those are both impossible requests for someone who is still underage you can see him try and make a decision of what’s right and what’s easy and once he starts thinking for himself you can see him leaning towards the former because none of this is what he signed up for because from the moment his school career began he’s been failing to live up to the expectations he’s set for himself so he rejects everyone around him as lesser and latches onto the one thing that his parents taught him that comes in handy and condescends to anyone who’ll listen and by the end you can see it eat away at him to the point where he’s all but begging harry to save him from dying because he’s once again failed supremely but this time he’s hit the actual rock bottom and his throat is raw from his constant need to resist swallowing his pride and all he wants is a fresh gasp of air and when his parents get him back he flees without looking back because as much as they’ve been worn out by the war draco’s been worn out by so much more in addition to that #and this all happens int he background with no more than a page of dialogue in each movie whereas the main characters have massive arcs and long lingering moments where you see them break down and build themselves back up and tom felton does it all with such cohesion and quiet brilliance that you look back and deem him a main character when he’s really been lost among the massive cast only getting a few words in edgewise and sometimes i wonder if he maybe relates to draco on a level that makes everything that much more rich and nuanced#harry potter #word vomit #spoilers #malfoys appreciation blog ‘∞
*slow claps for 8226 years*
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
reblogging because this made me feel 100x better about mine
guys, do us all a favor and keep your hate, angst, and bitching out of the solangelo tag and let us have one nice thing in this shitfest of a fandom
yeah but did anyone even ship solangelo before that spoiler
The seven don’t even know about Solangelo until Jason is like “so what’s up w Nico and Will? Like?” and everyone stops and thinks and like wait
was that love song at campfire about a boy “surrounded by shadows but filled with light inside” about NICO?!